Two nuns

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down. And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!

How much??

Today was my nephews 10th birthday, we went around at 2pm. Expecting family to be there but not the bitch! The bitch was wearing jeans that were very low at the font and a very that i think would have fitted 10-11yr old.

My baby was playing in the floor and my husband was knelt down near him, lollipop was playing in front of them, she bent down to pick lollipop up and my husband saw the whole way down the crack of her arse nearly seeing her tea towel holder, then when she stood up she turned around so he had a full frontal nearly seeing her nipples! I did see my step sis looking, her eyes nearly fell out!

On the way home he said i wonder if i owe her money for the view???

A kids tea party and she dressed like at tart!

My step Dad has even said i am sure she shaves the bush, her jeans go that low i think i have seen stubble, my husband nearly choked! Laughing!!!!

Pathetic Bitch!

My Mum and Step Dad were having Olilllipop last night, might i add this is the first time ever and over night too! Hes got to 20months old and they get to have for the first time at that age! And its not for a lack of trying, hes their Granson after all and they want to know the little boy!

Shes spent one night with him in the last week! But starts crying when leaving him and even comes back to say good bye, then cries in drive way and they sit in the car outside for 5mins. Fucking DRAMA QUEEN!!!

My step bro is taking her out in Nottingham, spending money that he hasn't got but hes trying to show her a good time so she'll come back! As a couple knowing how skint they are i cant believe she want to waste money!

Also notice that she did leave Oli, was all for show in my opinion and she was never gonna give her night out up really!

Oh and i wouldn't be surprised if he ends up smacking someone for ogling his wife out in Nottingham! She wears so little and actually will eye blokes up!